Health Update and Hilarious Bathroom Signs

So I’m still pregnant.  Today I’m 34 weeks and 6 days; tomorrow is 35 weeks and two weeks from tomorrow I’ll be at term.

I’ve spoken to my doctor, who is back in town (and much to my relief has no plans to be out of town before December).    She has said that now that I’ve received the steroid shot to mature the baby’s lungs if I go into labor despite the medication and the bedrest, we won’t take measures to stop it.  I’ve been experiencing sporadic contractions, but nothing in a pattern… a state that continue until my original induction date in November.  I mostly find it frustrating that they don’t mean anything…I could have a baby 24 hours from the start of them or in 4 weeks as planned.  As someone who is a big fan of plans, schedules and order, this is definitely one of the things that makes pregnancy a challenge.

Ravi was incredibly sweet to ask if he could take me out of the house if I were in a wheelchair.  We still have the one we bought when I broke my leg in January.  She said that as long as I wasn’t walking, she could support him taking me out of the house.  Last night Ravi took me to a movie (Friends with Benefits if you care–it was a fun 90 minutes or so and I liked their chemistry) and it was a relief to be out of the house.

From here on out, I see my OB twice a week.  This week I’ll see her tomorrow and Friday.  We’ll be doing the regular ante-natal testing I get at this point in the pregnancy.  They do a non-stress test to check for regular contractions and to see how the baby’s heart rate is handling them…basically I lay down for 30 minutes with two belts attached me.  I also get a biophysical profile, which is an ultrasound based test.  They measure the amount of fluid around the baby (diabetics are at risk for low fluid), look for movement, watch to see her practice breathing, and a few other measures to make sure she’s still looking okay.

Until October 25th, when I hit full term, I’m still on bed rest (which apart from the random Ravi treat does still mean bed/home) so there isn’t much new to share.

 

In that spirit, I’m lucky to have some things I’ve been holding back for slow posting weeks.  Today’s surprise….some hilarious bathroom signs from an accessible bathroom at Marina Square.  Click to enlarge…

 

Bullfighting Bathroom @ GWC

On the first floor of Great World City, you will be transported to spain…in the midst of the running of the bulls

The cheering crowds watch you have the natural reaction to a giant bull running at you….

If the roaring crowds aren’t enough of a draw, why not come for a rendez-vous with an androgynous bullfighter?

Finally, marvel at the marvelous decorative trim above our mirrors…it’s JUST LIKE being in Spain!!!

(Not so) Wordless Wednesday–Baby Splendor (TM) @ GWC

I was going to post this as a Wordless Wednesday, but recalled that some of my readers don’t do the parent thing, so I thought some explanation might be helpful.

 

This is the sign outside the baby room (notice the edge of the entrance to the Egyptian Tomb/Men’s Room).  This one is located on B1 of Great World City.  As a mom, I like that the “baby” rooms are totally separate from the bathroom (especially ones like this that include a nursing area), with the exception that it then makes going to the bathroom with a toddler and a stroller on my own problematic unless I use the accessible bathroom.

One other thing–don’t you just love how the name “Baby Splendor” is trademarked?

 

This is what you see when you walk in the door.  There’s an entry way with the flowers and chandelier, and not pictured a giant mirror, a sink and (will be pictured later) a hot water dispenser.  Don’t worry, I’m not invading a stranger’s privacy.  That’s my stroller and part of my helper, B.

This is the diaper changing area.  There are two vinyl covered cushioned mats, each with a mobile hanging above it (which is great, I’m sure with the little babies, but I live in terror of the day my toddler rips it down).  You can see the fairy motif as well.  There’s a covered bin in the corner edge for dirty diapers.

This is one of two nursing rooms.  As you can see, there’s a hook for your bags, a table (especially thoughtful for pumping moms) a comfy chair and a door/partition you can close to get privacy.  The artwork in both rooms is also lovely b/w infant photography.  If we’re still living in this area when we decide to bring on #2, I can see this room being a refuge when out and about.  Much as I have no issue with (and believe I have every right to) breastfeed in public, a room like this makes it far more desirable to be here then out there (at least in most situations).

Finally, a hot water tap, which for formula feeding moms is a huge deal in this land of tepid water (at least ones who do the whole “warm/hot formula”thing…we were lazy and always gave E room temp formula when she switched…it made our lives SO MUCH easier).

Egyptian Tomb Bathroom @ GWC

You thought I’d forgotten my promise to show you all the wacky bathroom at GWC, didn’t you?  I hadn’t, but often I only had the crappy camera in my cell phone to help and I was never happy with the pictures.  So this past weekend, I make a point of going to GWC and taking pictures of the various bathrooms for our general entertainment.

The Egyptian Bathroom is on the B1 (or basement 1) level in the back hallway leading to the elevator.  Which, for the record, how awesome is it that it’s in the basement?  I think the whole “Pharaoh’s Tomb” thing works so much better with the addition of it being in the basement…of perhaps that’s just me.

As with the dutch bathroom (scroll to the bottom of the post)…they go all out.

As always, click to embiggen…

Please step this way to help bury Pharoah…or to wash your hands…

What do I look like, your Mummy?  Clean the bathroom yourself!

(and seriously, yes, both the men’s and women’s room have a full-sized giant “Egyptian” statue in them….)

Choose your tomb er…stall…wisely

Please wash your hands before helping me awaken the curse

If you must use a paper towel, be sure to throw it away next to my giant decorative column before walking like an Egyptian out the door

 

Stay tuned because we have “Baby Splendor” and The Bullfighting Bathroom to cover later this week…

The Singapore Zoo…a can’t miss if you’re in SG (picture heavy)

Elanor is easily made happy.  Being allowed to walk around, pointing at “Zebs, mon-KEES, and RAWRS (Lions)”, some KFC, and a water park…what more do you need in life?  She’s lucky, then, that all that and more can be found at the Singapore Zoo. Luckily, Ravi and I are also pretty big zoo fans ourselves, and are generally happy to indulge her.  Although it’s a bit remote (no MRT stop nearby, and I had to take 3 buses and over an hour the one time I attempted it via public transit….do yourself a favor and pay for the cab), it is a world class zoo and something no one should miss.

As a heads up, pictures in this post might have been taken at any number of trips between February (when we did our pre-acceptance visit) and yesterday, so Elanor’s age will not be consistent.

The Singapore Zoo (not to be confused with the Singapore Night Safari-an entirely separate zoo next door, or the Jurong Bird Park-a bird specific zoo) is a huge, open concept zoo.  The designers have minimized bars and barriers (beyond safety specific ones, of course) and the keepers try to interact as little as possible with the animals directly to create as comfortable and natural a habitat as possible.  This has resulted in things like the “Free Ranging Orang Utans exhibit, which is comprised of a central ground space for the Orang Utans and then branching out in the tree tops surrounding the ground space…at times the Orang Utans are literally walking over your head.  But when free-ranging, there are humane and quiet disincentives for the Orang Utans to leave the trees, keeping it safe for the tourists.  At the tiger exhibit (another big draw, especially at the daily 2:20 feeding time), the three tigers have both land and water to hang out in (I had no idea tigers loved to swim!).  Some exhibits (like the Kangaroo exhibit in Australia) mix friendly animal types, and others do not.

Free-Ranging Orang Utans (Feb 2010)

There’s a tram with 4 (maybe more) stops throughout the park.  It’s a nice ride, but with a toddler, you need to remove them from the stroller, and then expect them to sit still with you between stops, so we don’t often take it.  If you do take it, however, they have a fairly good script to learn more about the animals and to see the majority of the park without the giant hike it otherwise can be.

Tiger, Summer 2010

There are multiple shows every day, some with performing animals (Rainforest Strikes Back-which I’ve still yet to see, Splash Safari-with sea lions and other aquatic animals, The Elephant Working Show, and the Pet show-which is new and we haven’t seen yet either), and they also have scheduled feedings of a number of animals throughout the day.  The biggest draw is the Tigers (at 2:20), but there are also Pgymy Hippo feedings, Rhino Feedings, Jaguar feedings, and many others.  There are opportunities to interact with the animals, such a feeding a Rhino (daily at 1 and 4) or to have your picture with them (either with the birds, or several Orang Utans), or riding an Elephant (or a pony if you’re a kid).  If you’re really lucky, you may just walk past the elephants when they’re painting works of art you can buy in the gift shop.

Summer 2010

The keepers also specialize, and are often by the exhibits several times a day to talk to tourists.  When we visited on April 30th, it was just 2 days after a baby zebra had been born.  I had the chance to talk to the keeper at length, who told me about how they (medically) deal with a pregnancy, how the baby had been born (the mom jumped a barrier and spent the night pacing in the ditch between the exhibit and the pedestrians so she could give birth alone), how they coaxed them back into the exhibit (very carefully), and that they didn’t know what the sex of the baby was yet (as they do very little medical testing/intervention if they don’t need to).

April 30, 2010

Being a major zoo, the Singapore Zoo is full up to the brims with adorable zoo babies at this time of year.  From the baby zebra to the twin cotton top tamarinds to the itsy bitsy orang utans, if you’re gooey for babies…you’ll love April-August at the zoo.

May/June 2010

April 30, 2010

Food options are only just okay.  Outside the main gate is a bit of a food court, so you could always leave the zoo and then go back in.  But inside the zoo, there’s a KFC and Ben & Jerry’s inside Kidzworld, and a restaurant called “Ah Mengs.”  KFC is what you’d expect.  Ah Meng tries to have various kinds of food available (vegetarian, non veg, western, asian, etc) and it’s ok, but it’s not great.  Then again, I’m not sure I’ve ever had “good” zoo food.  Ah Meng is named after an Orang Utan of the same name, who was a long time fixture at the zoo, and was even presented with a special tourism award.  She passed away a few years ago, but is buried in a special garden at (Lookout Point) with a bronze statue to commemorate her (statue not pictured..apparently, I’ve never taken a photo of it).

February 2010

I’ve been a regular visitor for 5 months and I’m still finding new exhibits, or new things to photograph.  Yesterday, during E’s nap, I spent some time in the tropical garden with the plants and the orchids, and I’ve still yet to see every single exhibit.

If you have an older person with you, there are scooters to rent by the entrance.  However, don’t be shocked when they’re all being driven around the park by young people with no obvious need to use them other than they’re cool and keep you from walking so much.

WITH KIDS—

All but a tree-top walk are accessible by stroller, including underwater viewing areas for the Pgymy Hippo and the Polar Bear (although the Polar Bear is being moved to the new “River Safari” Zoo opening in 2012, and the exhibit is currently closed)  If you have a walking child, you need to be mindful of the trams, but there are clearly marked “sidewalks” as well.  In general though, it’s a great place to run a toddler with an overabundance of energy around.

Things that E especially loves are the buttons at the Tiger exhibit (they push the button and you hear different Tiger noises…Elanor has gotten into squabbles with her friends over who got to push the buttons, so keep an eye on them!), watching the Orangutans, the Flamingos (the “Mingos” according to E), and the Zebras (Zebah’s).

But beware that there are forces far more insidious at work…somehow, kids all are magnetically drawn to the back right corner of the zoo…to KidzWorld.

Kidzworld has pony rides and a carousel.  It has ice cream.  It has rabbits.  It has KFC.  It has…let’s cut to the chase…

THIS is where the party lives, in most kid’s opinions.  A mom I talked to yesterday told me her kids ask to NOT see the animals and just come straight to the water park.  E has thrown many a tantrum over leaving.

Basically it is a large area with water spraying, falling or spurting from a bunch of structures and sources.  The middle is a calf deep (for an adult) wading pool in the midst of all that.  There is a giant structure with small and mid-sized water slides.  Kids can pull/push a bunch of things to create or aim water.  You will both be soaked.  Every 10 or so minutes, the giant bucket on top of the biggest structure fills, a bell rings and it pours (see the first of the Kidzworld shots) creating a giant momentary waterfall–seeing kids react to that bell like Pavlov’s dogs is entertaining–they drop everything and RUN to be showered.  Elanor isn’t quite brave enough to go there yet, but she stops, watches and cheers each time.  Bring changes of clothes for everyone.

As a heads up–the place is packed on weekends, and if you have younger children, be very careful to keep an eye on them as many parents don’t bother and things can get a little “Lord of the Flies” in there.

If you live in Singapore, save yourself the time and effort and just buy the annual membership.  They’ll give you a half priced membership for your helper.  I’ve had my membership only 5 months and it’s already paid for itself.

Long long entry short—The Singapore Zoo is a can’t miss attraction if you’re a visitor, and if you’re a local (especially with a kid) there’s no reason not to have a membership.  This is truly one of the best zoos in the world.

Your reward for reading this long essay?  As I promised before, I did make a point of taking some pictures of the “open air” bathrooms.

It’s not glass….there’s just no wall

 

While we’re on the subject of bathrooms…

An amusing sign from the bathrooms at Lucky Plaza on Orchard, which also must be highlighted as the only bathroom that has charged me for entry (and has no real redeeming factors to justify that charge).

A picture of the dread squat toilet.  I’d say more than half of the malls (perhaps more, as I’m not making any sort of real effort to search for them) have at least one bathroom with a few squat toilet stalls.  Perhaps I’m just really really stupid, but the mechanics of how this works without making a mess or falling over escape me (please don’t explain it to me…I think ignorance might be bliss, here).

A strange (to me) anomaly here in Singapore. To flush the toilet you push a button on the top of the tank.  I’m not sure if I first saw this in the hotel or the service apartment, but it still feels weird almost 5 months later.  Elanor gets excited when she sees (to my mind) normally flushing toilets with the lever, because she loves to help.  The button doesn’t really help with the potty training as one of our planned incentives was letting her flush.  At any rate, it seems weird.

Also, Singpore–Can we talk about the bathrooms where there are no walls?  Singapore Zoo (among others) I’m looking at you.  I get that this allows for “natural” ventilation, but it freaks me out a bit.  I don’t have a picture, but try to imagine, if you can, a bank of regular toilet stalls.  Across from them are freestanding sinks with mirrors above them….and a wall of trees.  Not a wall, but a wall of flora.  It freaks me out every time I go there.  I thought I had a pic, but after spending a good 20 minutes going through every file labeled “zoo” (and there are many) I can’t find it, so you’ll have to take my word for it until I next visit, at which point, it will become a priority shot.

Finally, I have to say that this is a country with a strong anti-soft toilet paper bias.  Charmin is, I kid you not, over $20 but a set of 12 rolls (which is like double the cost of what we’d pay in the US, without a sale, even adjusting for the stronger dollar).  We’ve compromised by using Kleenex brand, which is about what we paid for Charmin back home, but you notice the difference.  I guess I should just be glad that I can take the existence of toilet paper in public bathrooms for granted, unlike in India, where forgetting the toilet paper might result in uncomfortable or messy results.

Great World City: Not my favorite mall, but my most visited…

I think I’ve mentioned before that we live about two blocks from a mall, Great World City.

If I didn’t live here, I doubt I’d be going out of my way to go there.  It’s not really anything special, and it doesn’t really have anything that no other mall has.  But considering it’s less than a 5 minute walk, has a grocery store, a McDonald’s, and a movie theater (amongst other things), we do end up there at least once if not multiple times a week.

The neon glow in the upper right quadrant of the pic is GWC, and the picture was taken from my living room window, so you can see how close they really are.

It has a strange configuration that took forever to figure out.  The third floor (which is where the movie theater is) can only be reached by the elevator bank and escalator on one side of the mall, and the B1 level (where the grocery store is) can only be reached by the escalator bank on the other side of the mall (and there is an elevator, but on the first floor it opens to the outside of the mall, not the interior).  It can be confusing…Ravi once called me extremely frustrated because he couldn’t find the grocery store (if you take the wrong escalator/elevator, you end up in the parking garage and it’s not clear how to get to the stores).

This is the view from the Starbucks on the second floor of the mall.  At the top of the picture you can make out the glow that is “Best Denki,” which is where we got most of our appliances.  They’re kind of like a Best Buy, but without a video/music section and a larger small appliance focus.  They also do some computer sales, tv’s, washing machines and all that.  Also on the second floor is a small bookshop called Harris, which is a local chain that is okay, but not great.  The Starbucks and Ben & Jerry’s are also on the second floor.  The third floor also has a video arcade as well as the movie theater.

On the first floor, the red stripe on the left side of the pic is an Esprit store, which is notable only because it’s near the entrance we use, so we pass it almost every time we enter the mall.  The first floor also has a Sephora (which would be fun to play in, except I never wear makeup in this heat…I sweat it right off, so it seems like a waste to even try most days), a Burger King, a McDonald’s, an Auntie Anne’s Pretzels, a Kenny Rogers Roasters (see photo below), and a funky home decor place called “I wanna go home” (which I like to walk through, but rarely buy from as I have a destructive toddler at home.  The Basement level has an overpriced cd/dvd store, the home-fix (think more true value hardware than home depot…very small space) and the grocery store.  There’s a second basement level that only has 5 or 6 retail spaces, but one is a butcher I like for nicer cuts of beef and there’s a Subway.

Obviously there’s more, but those are the places I’m most aware of/have a use for.

But my favorite part of GWC is not what you would imagine…it’s the bathrooms.  Because at some point I have to imagine the following discussion took place…

Mall Owner–Dude, we need to make it cool.  Like, add something DIFFERENT, y’know.

Designer–I KNOW…let’s paint the bathrooms!

Owner–????

Designer–Like, the Egypt bathrooms, the Holland bathrooms, the wild west bathrooms!  It would be so cool!!!

Owner–!!!

And then I assume at some point they came down from the bad acid trip.  But it was too late, and the following was already done…

Stall door exteriors in the Dutch Bathroom (3rd floor)…Notice the wooden shoe on each door to give it that extra “something” (iPhone pic)

Another view in case you thought I was trying to full a fast one on you (iPhone pic)

This is true commitment to your design aesthetic (iPhone pic)

 

I thought I had some of the other bathrooms, but couldn’t locate them.  You’ll have to take me word that they are cah-rahzy.  Even the baby changing room is overdone with chandeliers and such.

I’ve noticed bathrooms at malls before…the ones in the new wing of Natick are very nice, with couches to sit down and feed a baby or to take a few quiet moments.  But mostly my experiences with bathrooms are that they are minimal in decor, you hope they don’t smell bad, and you move on.  But GWC’s bathrooms aren’t necessarily out of line with other (newer) malls in Singapore, which often make an effort to keep the bathrooms interesting.

Like I said, maybe not my favorite mall, but it’s the one I call home.

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