Elanor–“I have an egg in my head” (she means she has a goose egg on her forehead)
B–“How’d you get it?”
Elanor–“We went to the zoo and a dragon gave it to me.” (she fell off a chair)
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Me–“What do you want to do today, Ellie?”
E–“See the dragons.”
Me–“I think they’re sleeping, baby.”
E–“They went home? I guess they went home”
10 minutes later
E–“Can we see dragons?”
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I will pay a million dollars to whomever gets me my own personal set of lion and dragon dancers. (disclaimer…Okay, not a MILLION…but I’d be really really grateful)