Elanor–“I have an egg in my head” (she means she has a goose egg on her forehead)

B–“How’d you get it?”

Elanor–“We went to the zoo and a dragon gave it to me.” (she fell off a chair)

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Me–“What do you want to do today, Ellie?”

E–“See the dragons.”

Me–“I think they’re sleeping, baby.”

E–“They went home?  I guess they went home”

10 minutes later

E–“Can we see dragons?”

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I will pay a million dollars to whomever gets me my own personal set of lion and dragon dancers. (disclaimer…Okay, not a MILLION…but I’d be really really grateful)