I’m going to send you to some of my worst internet based distractions

• Nostaliga Critic and Nostalgia Chick both review TERRIBLE movies from the 80’s and basically rip them apart.  The reviews are often hysterically funny.  Favorite Critic reviews include The Wizard (remember that one with Fred Savage?  Basically a 2 hour ad for Super Mario Bros 3, the video game?) , The Next Karate Kid (when they replaced Ralph Macchio with Hilary Swank), and The Star Wars Christmas Special. Favorite Chick reviews are She-Ra Princess of Power (even though I *LOVED* She-Ra as a little girl), Earth Girls are Easy (guilty pleasure movie of mine), Labyrinth (David Bowie, those pants!), and the eternal Kirk V Picard debate (Kirk was a man-whore whose shirt refused to serve its intended purpose!).  But seriously…you will lose HOURS of your life watching these reviews…and consider it time well spent.
• Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh.  If you’re not already reading Allie’s hysterical illustrated stories about her life, you’re missing out.  Must reads include The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas, Texas, and Wild Animal (The Simple Dog goes for a joyride)
• Cake Wrecks…when professional cakes go hysterically wrong.

When you realize you’ve just wasted your Friday on the internet, I have one thing to say to you….”you’re welcome.”  I’ll be spending mine at 30k feet in the air trying to keep a 2.5 year old happy with endless Ni Hao Kai-Lan, Sesame Street and Disney.