If you’ve never seen Punk’d, the premise of the show is that one celebrity tries to trick another celebrity by taking a situation to a ridiculous extreme. Take away the celebrities, and you have the situation I found myself in earlier today.
I went to the bank to fill out a GIRO form. I did this because the last two times I’ve tried to just fill one out and file it, they have told me that my signature doesn’t match the one on file. Thus I have taken to physically signing my GIRO forms in front of bank representatives to ensure that the forms are accepted.
Today I showed up at the bank with my passport, my IC, and two GIRO forms.
I signed the forms in front of the teller.
The teller then proceeded to tell me that my signature didn’t match the one on file and that she couldn’t accept it.
It was at that moment that my worst customer service experience ever (aka the laptop repair failure of doom) was topped and a whole circle of hell was created.
Seriously people, if my life is being broadcast on the internet as some kind of surreal comedy or test to see how long before a person cracks, please tell me.